Old Milwaukee

Beezelbeck Fancy Neck Attire


Rad-Tech Rad-O-Meter

After quite some time wandering in the wastes just outside of old Milwaukee (not the pre-apocalyptic nerve-ending inhibiting beverage) but rather what was once a city surrounded by cheese and socialists.

In any case, I was scavenging amidst the rubble of a pile of Blatz Beer cans (unfortunately all of which had already had their pop-tops removed) when I came across the body of a rather bulbous mutant.

I couldn’t believe my luck when on his arm was an early generation Rad-Tech Rad-O-Meter Radiation Counter – obviously non-functioning as I do not believe the mutant was a mutant until a faulty counter provided him such an avenue to a short-lived mutant life.

After scavenging for some hours and fighting off a flock of Grecian-Five-Infused homing pigeons with my Beezelbeck Blaster I decided it was time to see shelter amidst the old city structures.

Perhaps, with the luck of my trusty Beezelbeck Fancy Neck Attire, I will find a suitable place to bunker down and set up shop. My wares are getting heavy and pocketbook awful light. I believe I hear a Mastodon Stampede rolling in the distance.